This site will feature Bible-based articles some days, silly posts and quotes at least twice a week and facts about Jack the Ripper-to begin with.

Clumsy Smurf: (In his clumsy accent) Uh, hi, everybody! Clumsy Smurf here. I’m here to…uh,
(whispering to someone on his left) what was that word again?

Brainy Smurf: (Can be heard whispering off-camera)

Clumsy Smurf: Uh, (starts to look a little panicked and whispers again) what’d you say?

Brainy Smurf: (Can be heard whispering louder) Endorse

Clumsy Smurf: …endorse Brainy Smurf. He’s real smart and that’s why his name’s Brainy. (Laughs to himself) He should be president because uh, he’s smarter than Papa Smurf. He knows a lot o’ things…

Brainy Smurf: Oh, forget it. (Appears on camera and says in a frustrated voice) Clumsy! That’s not what I told you to say!

Clumsy Smurf: Uh, sorry, Brainy.

Brainy Smurf: Where’s the poster I told you to hold up?

Clumsy Smurf: Sorry, Brainy. I lost it on the way here.

Brainy Smurf: You lost it?! Clumsy!

Clumsy Smurf: That is my name.

Brainy Smurf: (Looks at the camera in defeat)

Clumsy Smurf: (Grins at the camera with enthusiasm) Vote for Brainy Smurf!


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