Vanity: ( Vanity Smurf is holding his famous mirror out in front of him and admiring himself until he is told that the camera is rolling)
Hmm, oh! Hey, there! I’m Vanity Smurf and I have a message for you. ( Exagerrates clearing his throat. Holds his arms out)
( Like he’s reading Shakespeare)
Vanity of vanities! Hey, that’s me! All is vanity…( lowers his mirror and speaks in a casual way) but it doesn’t have to be. Do you hate all the hate in the world? Do you want to feel like someone really cares about this country? Do you want to feel beautiful on the inside, like me?
Smurfette: (Smurfette, behind the camera, clears her throat at him)
Vanity: Oh, sorry. I couldn’t help myself. Beauty begins on the inside and you can achieve it. Smurfette can show you how. Once you achieve that love, you can do anything! The more you love, the less you’ll hate. Vote for Smurfette and she’ll love you for it!