This site will feature Bible-based articles some days, silly posts and quotes at least twice a week and facts about Jack the Ripper-to begin with.

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“Everyone on my Christmas list is getting a VCR or towels and I am fresh out of VCR’s.”


“Do you think Satan gets a lot of accidental letters from kids at Christmas?”

“Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. ”
John P.

“A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.”
John P.

“Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?”
John P.

“If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?”
John P.

“No, I don’t need a robot that climbs up my clothes, thank you… ”
John P.
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