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Smurfs Debate

Hello everyone! Phil O’Really here once again. We are ready to join the smurfs as they begin their second debate. Here, we will find out a little more about what they stand for, in regards to Gargamel.
If you need a reminder, Papa Smurf, Brainy Smurf, and Smurfette are running for president.
The candidates have already begun to arrive. Let’s see how it’s going.
(Looks down and slightly to his left)
(Candidates are shown arriving at the building. Papa Smurf is shown handing out a potion for sinus problems to each of his fans, Brainy Smurf is shown handing out his latest book of quotations to each of his fans-wearing t-shirts that say “Blue and Nerdy”. Smurfette is shown handing out flowers for each of her fans to put in their hair)
(Camera shows the stage and the candidates standing behind his or her respective podium and a cheering audience. )
(Camera stops on mediator)

Mediator: Welcome to today’s presidential debate.

Grouchy Smurf: (from the audience). I hate debating!

Mediator: (Turns to face Grouchy Smurf). Then go home. (Turns back to face the camera in front of him. ) Anyway, I’m Rhett Bear. Let’s begin our debate. Papa Smurf, let’s start with you. Do you consider Gargamel a serious threat and what do you think should be done with him?

Papa Smurf: Well, yes, I do consider him a serious threat and I think he should be defeated once and for all. I believe we should attack and make sure he knows that my little smurfs are not to be messed with.

Brainy Smurf: (Shaking his head). No, no, no.

Rhett Bear: Do you have something to say, Brainy Smurf?

Brainy Smurf: Yes I do, Rhett. Papa Smurf’s going about it all wrong. If he is so smart, why is he making such a bad decision?

Rhett Bear: So, what do you think should be done about Gargamel? Is he a threat?

Brainy Smurf: Yes, he’s a threat but if we attack him, we have no chance of victory. Papa Smurf is supposed to be protecting us and if he led us into battle, he would surely be leading us to death.
We should make Gargamel our ally and set up trade with him to ensure our safety.

Rhett Bear: Smurfette, what do you think?

Smurfette : Oh, Mr. Bear, we should not go to war. People would die and that’s bad.

Grouchy Smurf: (From the audience). I hate dying!

Rhett Bear: (Looking into the camera) Obviously, he didn’t take my advice. Go on, Smurfette.

Smurfette : We should stay away from Gargamel. He’s very dangerous, and so is Azreal. We should just stay away from him and leave him alone. That’s the best way to ensure our safety.

Brainy Smurf: But if we leave him alone, he’ll kill us. He will find our village, which he was probably going to find anyway, and make us his next meal.

Papa Smurf: Not if we find him first. We need to attack and capture him, put him through a trial, and put him in prison, where he belongs.

Brainy Smurf: He would never let us go through a trial with him, he’d kill us first. He’s evil. He doesn’t deserve fairness.

Papa Smurf: Everyone deserves fairness.

Smurfette: Everyone deserves to live! Everyone deserves happiness and you can’t be happy if people around you are dying. We need peace.

Papa Smurf: We can’t have peace with Gargamel around.

Brainy Smurf: We can if we make him our ally.

Papa Smurf: (Raising his fist) Absolutely not! He might make us think he is our ally but he is not and will never be.

Brainy Smurf: (Rolling his eyes) What a positive attitude, Papa Smurf!

Papa Smurf: Hey, you want to talk about positive…I’m a lot more positive than you.

Smurfette: He does have a point.

Brainy Smurf: Who’s side are you on?

Smurfette: Uh, my side? I thought we were all on different sides. (Laughs uncomfortably)

Brainy Smurf: Well, we are but…

Smurfette: I mean, you do tell people what to do, a lot.

Brainy Smurf: I do not!

Smurfette: Yes, you do.

Brainy Smurf: No, I don’t.

Smurfette: Yes, you do.

Rhett Bear: (Leaning forward and raising his voice) Excuse me, candidates.
(The three candidates stop and look at Rhett, totally changing their expressions to pleasant smiles in an instant). We need to pause for a commercial.

Tune in next week for more of this debate





A Vain Endorsement For Smurfette

Vanity: ( Vanity Smurf is holding his famous mirror out in front of him and admiring himself until he is told that the camera is rolling)

Hmm, oh! Hey, there! I’m Vanity Smurf and I have a message for you. ( Exagerrates clearing his throat. Holds his arms out)

( Like he’s reading Shakespeare) (more…)

Endorsement For Brainy Smurf…Or Something Like That

Clumsy Smurf: (In his clumsy accent) Uh, hi, everybody! Clumsy Smurf here. I’m here to…uh,
(whispering to someone on his left) what was that word again?

Brainy Smurf: (Can be heard whispering off-camera)

Clumsy Smurf: Uh, (starts to look a little panicked and whispers again) what’d you say?

Brainy Smurf: (Can be heard whispering louder) Endorse (more…)

If The Smurfs Ran For President…

Moderator: Good morning, and welcome to our debate. It’s been a close race and our candidates will answer questions on issues that are important to us. Let’s start with our first candidate, Smurfette. Why should we vote for you?
Smurfette: Thank you, Mr. Moderator. I think we need a woman’s touch, because girls get things done and with finesse (primping her hair).
Moderator: Thank you, Smurfette. Let’s move on to Papa Smurf, who looks like he’s about to come out of his shoes.
Papa Smurf: Yes, well, obviously I should be president because I am Papa Smurf and I am the oldest and wisest one here.
Moderator: Thank you, Papa Smurf. Brainy, how about you?
Brainy Smurf: Well, everyone should vote for me because I am the smartest smurf and I knew Papa Smurf was going to say that because like I always say…
Moderator: Thank you, Brainy. We need to move on. Smurfette, what do you stand for?
Smurfette: I think there should be more love in the world and part of that entails getting rid of Gargamel. If he is out of the picture, then we can strive for world peace.
Grouchy Smurf: (From the audience). I hate world peace!
Moderator: Papa Smurf, what do you stand for?
Papa Smurf: I think the smurfs should be more organized in their daily rituals. There are too many little smurfs smurfing around when they should be working. That leaves room for Gargamel to attack us because we are not alert. I have a plan to defeat Gargamel once and for all.
Grouchy Smurf: (From the audience) I hate Gargamel!
Moderator: Brainy Smurf, what do you stand for?
Brainy Smurf: Well, I agree with Papa Smurf. There are too many smurfs not doing their jobs and there is a lot of work to be done on any given day. I too, have a plan to defeat Gargamel and we need someone with brains stamp him out and get rid of the evil polluting our land. (Raising his finger) He does not belong anywhere near our home and like I always say…
(From the audience) Boooooooo!!!
Moderator: Everyone calm down. Well, there you have it. We look forward to hearing more from the candidates as the election draws near. I want to extend a warm thank you to each of the candidates for joining us and we will see you back here, soon.
Smurfette, Papa Smurf, Brainy Smurf: Thank you.

October Fact A Day

The legendary Vincent Price’s father was the president of The National Candy Company and his grandfather invented “Dr. Price’s Baking Powder”, the first cream of tartar baking powder.

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