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If The Smurfs Ran For President…

Moderator: Good morning, and welcome to our debate. It’s been a close race and our candidates will answer questions on issues that are important to us. Let’s start with our first candidate, Smurfette. Why should we vote for you?
Smurfette: Thank you, Mr. Moderator. I think we need a woman’s touch, because girls get things done and with finesse (primping her hair).
Moderator: Thank you, Smurfette. Let’s move on to Papa Smurf, who looks like he’s about to come out of his shoes.
Papa Smurf: Yes, well, obviously I should be president because I am Papa Smurf and I am the oldest and wisest one here.
Moderator: Thank you, Papa Smurf. Brainy, how about you?
Brainy Smurf: Well, everyone should vote for me because I am the smartest smurf and I knew Papa Smurf was going to say that because like I always say…
Moderator: Thank you, Brainy. We need to move on. Smurfette, what do you stand for?
Smurfette: I think there should be more love in the world and part of that entails getting rid of Gargamel. If he is out of the picture, then we can strive for world peace.
Grouchy Smurf: (From the audience). I hate world peace!
Moderator: Papa Smurf, what do you stand for?
Papa Smurf: I think the smurfs should be more organized in their daily rituals. There are too many little smurfs smurfing around when they should be working. That leaves room for Gargamel to attack us because we are not alert. I have a plan to defeat Gargamel once and for all.
Grouchy Smurf: (From the audience) I hate Gargamel!
Moderator: Brainy Smurf, what do you stand for?
Brainy Smurf: Well, I agree with Papa Smurf. There are too many smurfs not doing their jobs and there is a lot of work to be done on any given day. I too, have a plan to defeat Gargamel and we need someone with brains stamp him out and get rid of the evil polluting our land. (Raising his finger) He does not belong anywhere near our home and like I always say…
(From the audience) Boooooooo!!!
Moderator: Everyone calm down. Well, there you have it. We look forward to hearing more from the candidates as the election draws near. I want to extend a warm thank you to each of the candidates for joining us and we will see you back here, soon.
Smurfette, Papa Smurf, Brainy Smurf: Thank you.


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